キス-メン

Flo, my straight friend from an aviation forum, just arrived this morning. He gonna stay at my place for a week. Picked him up from Southern Cross this morning and we had a boring afternoon at Melbourne Gaol, thanks to KissMen. I call him that way coz he's such a slut and big drinker. He never seem to sober up.

Anyway, fast forward to dinner and if olympics opening ceremony tonight was fantastic, Melbourne meet up probably was much more fantabulous with kissMEN's scandals.

• He decided that he wanted to have dinner at Taxi, thats fine.. Then he decided all of us should eat the degustation menu. Me and Flo think it's unfair, he should consult us before making the decision about the menu. We are not millionaires and we don't think that spending $140 on food is justifiable on student's budget. Unless for some people who spend their parents' money to impress others.

• KissMEN repeatedly saying how much he hates Asian service, apparently it was too formal for him, "If someone called me by my first name, I will probably tell him to fuck off", "I hate Asians that lick your shoes off", "Qantas is the best airline in the world", "I hate those people that wear suits to fly first class, I wear flip flops and shorts when flying business class", "SQ and NH service is too formal, cant stand them, I like to go to planes that have barbie (read:aussie BBQ) ambiance", "Australian service is the best, they are so casual", "I hate people calling me sir", "I hate Singaporeans, I don't Japanese and Koreans", "Chinese are the worst", etc. Why you even bother to travel? You don't like it, for god sake, just stay at home. Oh did I mention he hate old european style too? I could imagine the hysteria when kissMEN goes to VIE and having dinner at an old style Austrian restaurant. jjbp3, jhm, and phaleesy better be prepared.

• Swearing and f*** off are like a part of his language. I don't ask him to be super polite, but this kind of manner puts some people off, including myself. This is why some Australians are so ashamed of their fellow countrymen. Imagine this guy becoming an influential Labor person. I probably will give up my citizenship and run all the way to Madagascar.

• KissMEN hates Korean bcoz they have accents on them. Pop Quiz: Which forum member has the most annoying accents of them all? LOL....

• KissMEN said to me, "How come you hold Aussie passport and don't even know what Ned Kelly chooks is?" Good lord, how many people know abt this anyway? You are not even holding Aussie passport, who are you to judge me. This guy, is even more arrogant than racist white guys. Grrr....

• I never see him sober through the day. Seems that he is on constant alcohol influence. P was mentioning that he should go on rehab...

• During dinner, we repeatedly ignored him. P was talking with his friend, and I just talked with flo... *grin* 

• P (he's straight, btw...) was staying at KissMEN's place and one morning, he found that Keith was sleeping so close to him and his head was just on his shoulder... A sign of something?

• KissMEN was kissing Flo on the cheek! Scandalous? Not there yet... 

• On this season finale of this drama, KissMEN's hand was groping Flo's ahm... ahm... My jaw literally dropped... Laughing in hysteria I had to.. :P
  

Rest assured, after this experience, I'm avoiding him like a plague (not like I haven't anyway...). Tomorrow they are going for lunch and dinner, but hmm.. let's just say I have work *wink wink*.... lol... Can't afford the money, can't afford to see and hear too...

PS: Have to commend P's way of handling the drunken monkey... :D